Well in my township the part that was supposed to be a trail is nothing but a pit with 20 ft. walls of dirt on either side.  I would say we won't see your Spandex and I'd also say it would be a treat for local rescue people if someone gets injured.  Wait a minute that doesn't happen on the lovely rail-trails!

So what's your beef with spandex?

Nothing if your built like Jessica Simpson

Or her husband.  What do you think we do down here avert our eyes everytime a biker comes by in spandex?  Honey I'm looking if you're showin' and I'm enjoyin' if you're worth the look.

Believe me all summer long there are PLENTY of you around.

Maybe my beef is I wouldn't be able to see.

Then you'll surely enjoy seeing me on the bike path.