We need a strip club. Conventioneers love them and expect them. The talent on Water Street will not cut it. I am being brutally honest, not my normal sarcastic self.
There is a classic movie called "Paint Your Wagon", a musical starring Clint East and Lee Marvin, yes, a musical. In the movie, they send a raiding party out from their mining town of men and hijack a stagecoach of French ladies of the night to populate the local saloon. I nominate Charlie Smithgall to lead our raiding party to consist of Jim PIckard, Ted Darcus, Tom Baldridge, Nevin Cooley, and Gib Armstrong. They can hijack a vanload of ladies on their way down the Garden State Parkway to AC and divert them to Lancaster. Then they can convert the soon-to-be-closed Smithgall's Pharmacy on King Street into a brothel to service the conventioneers. If we are making a list to get ready for the CC, this needs to be on it!

How about contacting Big Al's in Reading for a franchise location in Lancaster!

The old Smithgall's location would be perfect!

But I really don't know anything about that type of place. I never been there. Ever.