The writer strike is over. Hire a new one, this one is killing you.

Hey, hey, hoe, hoe, this lame old columnist has got to go!

Have you considered using the ID "MorphMan" yet?

"He obviously says "of the United States". - kungfupanda

then later..

kung fu panda: Even if you could not hear the word "of",

that's the definition of...embarrasing..

Maybe an English to moron translator is necessary.