Haha!! This got greenlit on Fark.com.

Way to go you Farker!!

Does this strike anyone else as being somewhat homoerotic? 'Cause, damn.

Pretty sure it's just you, not that there's anything wrong with it.

Okay, now that we discussed the unibrow and nose hair let's start on the beer belly. What so many men are so proud of and will readily tell you they earned it.

Well, it's no worse than the pooch that women get and keep after having a child... and yes, i understand that it was due to childbirth and the skin has stretched out. But... it's still there. And what about the arm hang... that jiggly jello under the arm. Wow!