Cool, you and your partner have children? That's great! I agree, I want to be free of this oppressive institutional discrimination as well. In the mean time me and my long term partner will marry soon. Both families and a preacher will be present to marry us.
Here is some humor
>In case you were wondering about what was going on up north? Linda
>
>Subject: Flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
>
>
>Winnipeg Herald
>
>Manitoba Canada
>
>May 31, 2006
>
>The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has
>intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop

>the
>illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the
>exodus
>among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt,
>pray,
>and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
>
>Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
>professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields
>at
>night.
>
>"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
>producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose
>acreage
>borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He
>asked me
>if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't
>have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
>
>In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences,
>but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare
>Rush
>Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals
>still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give
>milk."
>
>Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
>near
>the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them
>across
>the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
>
>"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario
>border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking
>water.
>"They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
>
>When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
>wailing
>loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rum ors have been
>circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps
>in which
>liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
>
>In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of
>crossing
>the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to
>buy
>cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans
>disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping

>buses
>and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and
>Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s.
>
>"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we
>get suspicious about their age," an official said.
>
>Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating
>an
>organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
>"I
>feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't
>support
>them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one
>country
>need?"
>
>In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice
>President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the
>administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to
>Cheney said.
>We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some
>endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach
>out," he said.
>
>

me neither. lol

I have an idea. If the pa legislatures want to pass an amendment saying marriage is between a man and a women then they should pass an amendment defining a man as a manly man and women must be, well, womenly. If not one can not get married.

you see the above response to my question about your OPINION that what if your children would turn out to be gay. There is where I pull my perception out of your post but you say I pull this out of thin air. If a = b then your posts = thin air?

That is hilarious-I found a better-formatted version, and am emailing to all my friends, liberal and conservative. Its always good to have a good-natured laugh at ourselves. I'm just disappointed the author somehow managed to leave out soy milk and Birkenstocks
(I hate the soy, love my Birks!).