ROFL....I'll try to do better Beth!


I was going to make a comment earlier about someone in this case....but my Mother taught me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!!"

So this blond was stopped for speeding by a blond police officer. She asked the driver for photo ID and upon seeing herself in a small makeup mirror from the glovebox she handed it to the officer.
The officer took a look at it, handed it back to her and said, "You didn't tell me you were a police officer! You're free to go."

Just so you know Nativeson, I just returned from the hairdresser and now I'm deeply offended by your dum(hic) blond joke!!

Here's one for the newly blonde bus driver:
A blonde had just wrecked her bus in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to crawl from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the police arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your bus looks like an accordion that was stomped on by Jakie Wienerschnizel's mules. Are you OK?"
"Yes, thanks, I'm just fine" the blonde replied.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the policeman asked.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!", the blonde said, "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, miss", the police officer said, stopping her short, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

So that's where the pine smell was coming from!

Did you hear about the two blonds that walked into a bar? You would have thought one would have seen it!!

Do know why they don't let bus drivers off for more than a weekend? Takes too long to retrain them!