I'm not a tough guy and I'da smacked the crap outta him if I caught him. This fat little thang is gonna have a little bra and panty set waiting in his cell.

whoa, we're on a roll. Let's see if we can get all the little buggers who break into cars and arrest their sorry asses. Because you do not want me to catch you. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm tempted to run a cattle fencer to my car, turned up just a little bit to four or five amps, break a window, it activates and fries your carcass to a golden brown.
Can you tell I hate thieves?

I never understood why they hung horse theives until I had my first car.

Maybe you could ask Morales for a few extra cameras from Lancaster city to post outside YOUR house
That way you would have records of anyone who came snooping around

I know in the city where I live I can't pick my nose or turn around on a sidewalk where I live without them catching me recklessly eyeballing which is probably an offense here in the city
If not--it soon will be

see Daddyjustice.com to see how they treat visitors on the day they had the open house!
Amazing!

I can hear his mother sobbing "Why is everybody alway's picking on him?"