Talk about Rocket Science. This chick graduated with Super Honors. What a Brainiac!!!!!

Do you mean a person who works at WalMart or the woman charged with retail theft?

I'm still trying to figure out why WalMart has about 20 cashier lanes with only one lane open at any given time? I wonder if Millersville University could do a study on this to find out why. Happy holidays!

All she she needs is a good paddling. That's the punishment shoplifters get in Japan in a mall. They are paddled in public outside the store. The shop lifting problem there is almost never.

Ten minutes after police released a New Holland woman they had just charged with retail theft and eating paint chips on Wednesday, she ate more paint chips and then walked back into the same store and tried to steal again, Ephrata police said.
Cynthia Irene Locke, 25, paint chip eater , and her boyfriend, Jeremiah Shane Barr, 32, paint chipper both of the 100 block of Behr Avenue, Morontown were charged with retail theft at the Walmart store in Ephrata  at 11:20 a.m., police said.

The paint eating couple had torn tags off clothing and jewelry, concealed them in a paint can and tried to leave the 890 E. Main St. store without paying for the $107.40 worth of items, police said.

Then, at about 1:30 p.m., the same officer was walking back into the Walmart store after releasing Locke when store employees alerted him that she was eating paint chips in the hardware isle and had struck again, police said.

The officer charged Locke with another count of retail theft for allegedly taking $5 worth of eye make-up, which she tried to eat police said. Then the officer released her a second time.

more dumb white people from lancaster co.