QUOTE(Bear Claws @ Nov 7 2006, 02:23 PM)
Ohmigawd, George Bush and Dick Cheney have hacked all the electronic voting machines! But don't worry: algore, Jesse Jackson and John Conyers are on the case, and will quicky determine that it's another Republican effort to steal the election.
Go ahead and vote for Bush and Cheney, if you want. Feel free to eat a Santorum brownie after dinner tonight, too.