I can think of some souls who deserve to be tied down and shot.
Where are the names of the members again?

I would like to know who supplied the turkeys and did they know what they were to be used for? Anyone?

this is positively sickening. I can't even come up with appropriate language to express my disgust. These people are prehistoric idiots.

If I didn't know Keith I would hardly be able to believe such a story. I have to wonder what the total number of genetic lines are within the Elstonville population. They're obviously a close-knit community with a very different set of moral standards.

Seems to me like "Elstonville" is just a secret code word for "Harvest Home" Freakin' creeeeeepy.

I know Keith too. He's a great guy. Unfortunately, I know all about Elstonville "Sportsmen's" Club. You can visit at 9am and find people at the bar drinking already. I think there are a few members who are decent people, but by and large it's a bunch of local drunks and misfits. I don't know why the police don't set up outside there and catch drunks leaving the place in their cars.